Advantages of dating a tall guy
Here are the top 15 reasons why you totally need to bag yourself a really tall guy. He is basically a human selfie stick With him having metre-long arms it saves the embarrassment of carrying around a selfie stick. You can wear heels and still feel short Because nothing is worse than being taller than a guy when wearing heels. Plus your calves are amazing from all those tiptoe kisses. Free upgrades on planes He is probably going to upgrade you as he needs the legroom and, yes, you can both get upgraded with extra leg room if there is space. He is always the big spoon His arms are so long he could probably wrap round you twice. Plus photos taken from above are always the most flattering. The two of you fit together like puzzle pieces as he is just the right size to interlock. He really is tall, dark and handsome It’s most women’s idea of the perfect man (or you’re at least a third of the way there). So many forehead kisses This definitely makes up for all those tiptoe kisses you have to try and earn. You can wear his shirts and T-shirt as dresses So then you can have a bigger wardrobe. Ok, so there may be a few disadvantages to having a 6ft 9 boyfriend. He’ll always eat more than you do So you don’t have to worry about eating like a pig any more, hurrah! He can let you know when your roots need doing He’s always looking down on you so he’s the best person to tell you when you are having a bad hair day. You will never lose him in Oxford Street It’s practically impossible. He is best person to take to a concert On his shoulders you can see the whole thing and no one will be in your way. You don’t have to deal with little man syndrome We all know that guy who has it. There’s only so many times you can hear ‘OMG, your boyfriend is so tall! But having a lanky boyfriend is actually the ultimate life hack. Watch the people behind you part like the Red Sea too! You don’t need to join a gym Trying to keep up with those long strides is a workout in itself. After a while, you start to realize dating a girl who’s the same height as you (or close) has some inherent advantages which come with the territory, and that girls of a slighter stature just can’t compete.Ever go to a huge family party and get separated from your SO, only to be corned by Aunt Susie who has a 1,000,001 questions about you and your intentions?Ever do deadlifts at the gym and then try and kiss a girl that’s a foot shorter than you the next day?Well, if you haven’t, don’t, and if you have then you know what I’m talking about when I say that it’s not fun.
No, you get yourself a tall girlfriend so you can give her a shirt that fits and a sweatshirt that color coordinates with her shoes, and you go and take her out to breakfast like a real man. If your clothes fit her, that means her clothes fit you, so feel free to steal that t-shirt she has of your favorite band and then blame it on her roommate.
He can pick you up for real, and make you feel really tiny. But it's worth it, and makes kissing him more exciting. Guys don't hit on you in his presence because his height scares them off. This is the best thing about having him in your life.
Even after you break up, you know that being with him has changed you for life and there's no way you can be with a short guy.
You can now simply look over everyone else’s head and find her before Aunt Susie even has time to remember your name.
Think about it: if your girlfriend’s face is below your shoulder, it doesn’t matter how long your arm is – that selfie’s going to look crooked AF.